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East Brunswick, NJ 

A town in Central Jersey full of rich people. Home to those who believe that they can be ghetto and cool. East Brunswick believes they're better than the other Brunswicks for some unknown reason. The school system is complicated and consists of a Junior Highschool that throws everything out of proportion for the neighboring towns. Strange enough, with all the jocks and wannabe gangsters, East Brunswick ranks 71 in the top highschools of New Jersey. This is probably due to the high Asian and Indian population. The town also known for it's large Jewish and Italian population aswell. The East Brunswick mall is full of teenagers that " scare the living shit out of me". They dress like their all skater. They all shop at Zumies, which is nice since Zunies has cool clothing. They all wear expensive cologne too. The skaters also take pride in teh fact that the can jerk (dance).The mall is also where teenage girls go with their friends to buy really obcene clothing. However the girls ( if they ever learn to cover up) will look really pretty. The guys are known to be pretty hott in East Brunswick. Even though people complain that East Brunswick is stupid, people come to hang out at the mall or destroy property for no reason. With the most steriotypical higschool ( like the one you might see in Mean Girls) East Brunswick is quite a wannabe town.
Go to East Brunswick, NJ and get an example.......................duhhhhhhhhh
anyways...
example of a regular conversation in East Brunswick, NJ
guy: BI*** MAKE ME A SANDWICH!!!!
The Wh***s in EB: sure!!!!!!!!
The select cool few: no... just no
The gays: of course!

ps- i can curse, i just wanted to make this appropriate for any stupid 10 year old who listened to their friend in fifth grade who told them to look up East Brunswick in the Urban Dictionary. I bet you little fifth graders who want to be cool will now go and look up sex.............CHILDREN THESE DAYS!!!!!!!! Go do your homework!!!!!!

east brunswick, nj 

so much trash, it's often mistaken for a landfill. the only time any of the brunswick towns ever saw wealth was when the polak n the italian was rolling through in the tinted ML
Victoria: They'll be back
Anthony: Not again!
Victoria: Smoke a blunt?
Anthony: I'm broke - east brunswick, nj

Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.
Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.
Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on July 29, 2026
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026