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ear-rape
When you are in a conversation and clearly state that you "have to go/gotta run," but the other person KEEPS talking at you.
Person one: "I have to go make dinner.."
Person two: "Okay. Well anyway, let me tell you this funny story about my neighbor...."
Person one: "No means no! This is ear-rape."
Person two: "Okay. Well anyway, let me tell you this funny story about my neighbor...."
Person one: "No means no! This is ear-rape."
ear-rape by laughatlisa May 11, 2009
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Ear Rape
Ear Rape is a term used to define distorted or very loud sound clips or songs that pop out on youtube or flash videos, generally screamers, youtube poops or montage parodies, even it is generally being included as jumpscare on screamers, it can be also intended to be annoying or ear damaging.
Me (on YouTube): OK! Time to watch my daily amount of Ear Rape!
10 minutes later...
Me: Welp, fuck! my ears are bleeding!
10 minutes later...
Me: Welp, fuck! my ears are bleeding!
Ear Rape by LemonSucker99 March 6, 2017
Ear Rape
Ear Rape
In verbal electronic communication (ventrillo, skype, teamspeak, etc), when a person speaks/plays a sound, usually to annoy/antagonise the other listener(s), at such a high volume and/or pitch that can damage the listener(s) hearing/speakers.
I was on my game's vent server and this raider kept comming and and giving us ear rape! I threw my headphones down in a panic and they broke!
Ear Rape by Bigmacattacks July 24, 2006
Ear Rape
When you have music so loud and terrible that its power takes form in the shape of a penis, said penis then shoves its self rapidly and abrasively into your ear holes making you feel the urge to make it stop, make everything stop.
Ear Rape by Guywholikespizza May 25, 2017
Ear rape
Ear rape by Jookson910 February 9, 2018
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