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ES&D
Troll: What kind of idiot buys a (insert car brand here)?? Don't you know only (insert slur here) buy those??
You: Why don't you either grow up or ES&D!
You: Why don't you either grow up or ES&D!
ES&D by HAL_9000_HAL_9000 August 19, 2016
Related Words
ES&D • porque es divertido • Wie geht es dir • Wie gehts es dir • Whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'd've's'ed't'nt's • whomst’d’ve’ly’yaint’nt’nt’ed’ies’s’y’es'd’ve’ly’yaint’nt’nt’d’is’s’es'n • Bruh's've'ly'd'ya'nt'ies's'd'ly'es'ies'ed'd've'laint'nt'ies's'es'd • es hora de comer • Ur Gayer whom'ber'es't'dve • Jenny Es La Hija De Eric Hemming Jenny
Whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'd've's'ed't'nt's
The really most superior version of the who variant more superior than whom'st'd've and whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es
Guy 1: aye bruh, u know Whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'd've's'ed't'nt's ate my pizza rolls?
Guy 2: what?
Guy 1: did I stutter?
Guy 2: what?
Guy 1: did I stutter?
Whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'd've's'ed't'nt's by Fuck, all my names are taken January 21, 2020
Bruh's've'ly'd'ya'nt'ies's'd'ly'es'ies'ed'd've'laint'nt'ies's'es'd
Guy 1: this is a bruh moment
Guy 2: do you mean this is a bruh's've'ly'd'ya'nt'ies's'd'ly'es'ies'ed'd've'laint'nt'ies's'es'd moment?
guy 1: .....what? you're drunk, go to sleep
Guy 2: do you mean this is a bruh's've'ly'd'ya'nt'ies's'd'ly'es'ies'ed'd've'laint'nt'ies's'es'd moment?
guy 1: .....what? you're drunk, go to sleep
Bruh's've'ly'd'ya'nt'ies's'd'ly'es'ies'ed'd've'laint'nt'ies's'es'd by C-152 April 12, 2020
whomst’d’ve’ly’yaint’nt’nt’ed’ies’s’y’es'd’ve’ly’yaint’nt’nt’d’is’s’es'n
one once thought that whomst’d’ve’ly’yaint’nt’nt’ed’ies’s’y’es was the most superior variant of who.
but they were wrong.
and the god of words has returned to bestow apon them the penultimate who.
bow before it or the infinite wrath of whomst’d’ve’ly’yaint’nt’nt’ed’ies’s’y’es'd’ve’ly’yaint’nt’nt’d’is’s’’es'n will be bestowed apon you and it will become a singularity, consuming the entire local group.
even a black hole could not imagine this kind of power.
but they were wrong.
and the god of words has returned to bestow apon them the penultimate who.
bow before it or the infinite wrath of whomst’d’ve’ly’yaint’nt’nt’ed’ies’s’y’es'd’ve’ly’yaint’nt’nt’d’is’s’’es'n will be bestowed apon you and it will become a singularity, consuming the entire local group.
even a black hole could not imagine this kind of power.
guy one: whomst’d’ve’ly’yaint’nt’nt’ed’ies’s’y’es'd’ve’ly’yaint’nt’nt’d’is’s’es'n thinks they can get on my level
the audience: wheezing
some egomaniac: COME AT ME
the audience: wheezing
some egomaniac: COME AT ME
whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es
whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es by Glennicus May 29, 2018
whomst'd've'lu'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt't're'ing'
The word to end all words. Those who can spell it with the right punctuations in place will ascend to a higher plane of existence.
Spelling bee judge: "Spell whomst'd've'lu'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt't're'ing' "
Kid: "Can you use it in a sentence?"
Spelling bee judge: "whomst'd've'lu'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt't're'ing' is a very hard word to spell"
Kid: "Can you use it in a sentence?"
Spelling bee judge: "whomst'd've'lu'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt't're'ing' is a very hard word to spell"
whomst'd've'lu'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt't're'ing' by nojoha May 21, 2018
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