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Friend 1: "Your sister's hot"

Friend 2: "ES&D."
ES&D by powaz December 15, 2011
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Troll: What kind of idiot buys a (insert car brand here)?? Don't you know only (insert slur here) buy those??

You: Why don't you either grow up or ES&D!
ES&D by HAL_9000_HAL_9000 August 19, 2016

Whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'd've's'ed't'nt's 

The really most superior version of the who variant more superior than whom'st'd've and whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es
Guy 1: aye bruh, u know Whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'd've's'ed't'nt's ate my pizza rolls?
Guy 2: what?
Guy 1: did I stutter?

Bruh's've'ly'd'ya'nt'ies's'd'ly'es'ies'ed'd've'laint'nt'ies's'es'd 

The most superior version of the bruh word variants.
Guy 1: this is a bruh moment

Guy 2: do you mean this is a bruh's've'ly'd'ya'nt'ies's'd'ly'es'ies'ed'd've'laint'nt'ies's'es'd moment?

guy 1: .....what? you're drunk, go to sleep

whomst’d’ve’ly’yaint’nt’nt’ed’ies’s’y’es'd’ve’ly’yaint’nt’nt’d’is’s’es'n 

one once thought that whomst’d’ve’ly’yaint’nt’nt’ed’ies’s’y’es was the most superior variant of who.
but they were wrong.
and the god of words has returned to bestow apon them the penultimate who.
bow before it or the infinite wrath of whomst’d’ve’ly’yaint’nt’nt’ed’ies’s’y’es'd’ve’ly’yaint’nt’nt’d’is’s’’es'n will be bestowed apon you and it will become a singularity, consuming the entire local group.
even a black hole could not imagine this kind of power.
guy one: whomst’d’ve’ly’yaint’ntnt’ed’ies’s’y’es'd’ve’ly’yaint’nt’nt’d’is’s’es'n thinks they can get on my level
the audience: wheezing
some egomaniac: COME AT ME

whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es 

The most superior variant of the "who" word variant, superior over Whomst'd've.
Guy 1: Hey man, can you tell me whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es took my shit?
Guy 2: ...What?

whomst'd've'lu'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt't're'ing' 

The word to end all words. Those who can spell it with the right punctuations in place will ascend to a higher plane of existence.
Spelling bee judge: "Spell whomst'd've'lu'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt't're'ing' "
Kid: "Can you use it in a sentence?"

Spelling bee judge: "whomst'd've'lu'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt't're'ing' is a very hard word to spell"
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