asnap

As Now As Possible

Manager: I need (insert random thing he's known about for weeks probably) Now!!!

Employee 2: Dude why are you all pissed off?

Employee 1: Boss needs (random thing he's known about for weeks probably) ASNAP

by powaz February 12, 2017

ES&D

Eat Shit And Die.

Friend 1: "Your sister's hot"

Friend 2: "ES&D."

by powaz December 10, 2011