They was messin' with me, so I got's me an equalizer!
by Benjamino December 23, 2003
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Like a pistol or weapon that can help you out when shit gets tough.

Also, a name of a fuckin awesome guy on many games like WC3, CS, NS, and certain mmorpgs.

Fuck jap anime and Final Fantasy!!!
This ghetto bitch came to my house with a shotty. I grabbed my "equalizer" and met him outside for a shoot-out.
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Equalizer pawned me into a pile of n00b shit!
by Fake Name December 8, 2004
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1) A word that, by definition, means for EVERYBODY.

2) A situation where a woman, a black gay guy, and a straight white male walk into a job interview and the person with the most experience, references, and credentials gets the job.
1) Person A: I agree that equality is important, but don't you think our gender should be given special privileges?

Person B: No way, equality is for everybody, not just us.

2) Person A: So, who you gonna hire for the accounting job?

Person B: Probably whoever has the most experience, references, and credentials.
by Simple_As_Sun July 29, 2011
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Communism. (It doesn’t work) nice try though.
I believe in equality because I believe everyone should have the equal rights except those who don’t agree, they are morons and don’t know shit.
by Patriotic white male November 21, 2017
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1) An irritating concept that gave rise to algebra equations.

2) An ideal shared by many downtrodden citizens across the globe that all men deserve the same treatment regardless of differentiating factors, such as race, religion, gender, weight, physical and/or mental abilities (or lack thereof), income, personality, looks, etc.

2) Very likely nonexistant in a purely practical sense.
1) Correct the inequality.
2) All men are equal.
3) Some are just more equal than others. (-George Orwell)
by Unbridled Scissors September 30, 2004
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Equality - Something people have difficulty grasping.
People try to understand and practice equality, but in the end, they fail.
by FlareKitsune August 5, 2009
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The excuse third wave feminists use as a way to cover up their maniacal man-hating tendencies.
by Iggleboz October 9, 2018
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