EPQ

Extended Penis Qualification

Yeh, he's doing an EPQ to get it bigger!

by Safe Ian January 25, 2011

EPQ Lad

Someone who travels long distances to vape with the cool kids in toilets

"I just walked 10 minutes to vape in the toilets with Oliver and Andrew"

"You are definitely an EPQ lad"

by CoopDog 69420 November 3, 2021

EPQ

Extended project question. Essentially takes something you genuinely like and find interesting and sucks all the joy out of it

My epq is shite.
I thought you liked football?

by 🥄 May 6, 2022