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Anxiety

The irrational fear while getting to the end of your burrito that it will start to fall apart, releasing grease and sauce all over your clean hands.
Me: This bitch did a sloppy-ass roll while making my burrito. I have mad EOBA right now.

Friend: who cares, just wash your hands after.

*takes bite and piece of carne asada rolls off thumb onto white shirt*

Me: You've gotta be FUCKING kidding me.
EOBA by sir haxalot March 4, 2019
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An Eobard is one who is intelligent but uses it only for his personal uses, which are usually horrific. He’s an incredible liar and doesn’t trust in people, but can feel affectionate feelings over time. It’s safe to say Eobards are neither good or bad, they’re just a bit of both
“EOBARD!!!!, I cant believe he lied to us, he deceived us, he betrayed us he’s always 1 step ahead, I’m not sure I can fight him”
Eobard by The_IronBat_5505 April 19, 2019
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An evil person who tricks everyone using lies and deception.
OMG! You are being such an Eobard right now.
A moped hoarder. Always brings the Eoban custom party pack. A full-time Witzelsucht. Pretends to be a cat by sleeping all day. Definitely wants to #BanCars. He is somehow is never anywhere?
Where the hell is Eoban?
Eoban by crimsonvampirekisses November 23, 2021

Eobaldibasics 

a new hacker on roblox that is said to hack several roblox accounts and games like prison life and clone yourself and the accounts he hacked was accounts including leobloxmonkey leobaldibasics guyforanguy13891 gingerboyleofriend buildermansaefae l1sbokatereal jackbloxmonkey and Dev123_LetsGo
Robloxian: Hey do you know who eobaldibasics is?
Other Robloxian: nope
Robloxian: Well. hes a new roblox hacker
Other Robloxian: wait what?!?!
Eobaldibasics by byronfletchier October 8, 2023
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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