EMFP 

Acronym for Eat My Fucking Pussy!

A guy was being an asshole to me so I said, EMFP!

EMFP by Eat Shit and DIE! June 17, 2009

emfp 

Eat my fat pussy

Emily said to Jonh, "sense we're having sex tonight, you better emfp"

emfp by Panic! At The Daddy June 21, 2017

EMFP 

One unit of seggs. Can also be very sexy at times. An all around badasss motherfucker.

Bob: Hey did you see that concert last night?

Steve: yeah that guitarist was a real EMFP

EMFP by Hot_And_Lethal03 February 20, 2021