EMEGG 

"extradimensional machine elf gorilla grip" or, pussy from the green hair bitch that uses fae/faer pronouns. 1/4th chance to give you a yeast infection, prolly worth it tho.

"Bro I heard you hooked up with Shae last night, how was it dude?" "Broooooo fae've got that EMEGG for sure!!!!! Lowkey gonna get tested tomorrow tho, just in case..."

EMEGG by anonymous April 27, 2023

emergency induction port 

A straw

Shepard: how are you getting drunk?

Tali: Very carefully. Turian brandy, triple filtered, then introduced into the suit through an emergency induction port.

Shepard: that's a straw Tali

Tali: emergency induction port

emergency induction port by cbonsa January 25, 2014

Emergency Food 

Paimon

"Paimon is emergency food."

Emergency Food by S.I.S October 10, 2020

emergency screen 

minimized window(s) of work-related material on your computer screen that can be brought up quickly to hide the fact that you've been browsing facebook or googling when your boss is approaching

"Yo Brian, check out Beth's pics from the party last weekend. What a slut! Oh shit, Bob's creeping! Bring up that emergency screen with the spreadsheet of the earnings report from last quarter."

emergency screen by BGbeemer March 13, 2010

Emergency Landing 

When you have to shit so bad that you start crapping before your cheeks actually make contact with the toilet seat. Usually involves a running start with pants down.

Dude, i payed the price for eating all those burritos last night. I just barely pulled off an emergency landing when i got home.

Emergency Landing by phattypatty_33 September 15, 2009

emergency weed 

A sac or baggy of weed you keep or hide in case you run out of your primary weed.

Ahh I cant get a hold of any weed from anyone... I guess I'll use my emergency weed.

My friend is having a really bad week and I wish he could just have a toke and relax... Oh yeah I have emergency weed!

emergency weed by preteentommy December 1, 2013

emoggot

An insult directed towards emo people. (Combination of emo and faggot)

Person 1: Woah look at Seth. He's wearing all black, he really needs to get a haircut, and I can see all the slits on his wrists.
Person 2: What an emoggot.

emoggot by shane_y April 24, 2020