Eitan 

One of the best friends you will ever have. He is extremely smart and might not talk very much at first if you don't know him, but once you get to know him, he has got a great sense of humor. A loyal and truthful friend. One of those friends who you will remain friends with for a long time and you can't stop being friends because you know was too many embarrassing things about each other. Just a good guy to have as you friend.

Teenager: Hey Mom I'm going to go visit Eitan.

Mom: Okay honey, tell his family I say hi.

Mom's internal thoughts: Oh goodness, I hope she ends up with that boy, he's so fine and loyal. What a true friend he's been.

Eitan by All The Username Are Taken December 30, 2012

Eitan 

He is the nicest most amazing person you will ever meet. He is caring and super hot. He will always be there for you even when he is going through the darkest times. He might seems super shy but once you get to know him he will be the one that is the party of your life. You can't go a day without missing him and you can't go a day with not having him by your side. He is very good looking and super shy as well as funny. If you ever have an Eitan in your life never let him go or he will leave an empty space in your heart forever.

"It was so boring today because Eitan was sick!"

Eitan by Iara March 17, 2018

Eitan 

A nice Jewish boy who has a huge cock. He is an overall nice guy and every girl loves his six pack abs. But most importantly, they crave his juicy cock...

Oh man, I’m so horny for eitan right now.

Eitan by Hornyforcorndogs69420 January 9, 2021

Eitan 

Eitan is not only smart but he is a BIG simp. He is also a big gentlemen when it comes to the ladies. He can take your girlfriend with the snap of his fingers. He has a lot of friends as well. Eitan might be shy at first when you meet him but once he warms up to you, you will realize how much of a goof he is. He has the funniest humor and he is honestly just perfect. You would be lucky to come across an Eitan and if you do, slide into those DM's and claim your man!

Girl 1: omg who is that?
Girl 2: that's Eitan
Girl 3: he is so cute

Girl 4: i'm about to slide into his DM's
Girl 1: no bro i saw him first

Girl 2: i call dibs

Eitan by sexybishh October 29, 2020

Eitan 

N. Eitan Often confused with the name Akon, or Ethan. Yet it's actually much cooler.

Hey, Eitan, aren't you a famous singer? Oh wait that's Akon.

Eitan by tristdance August 7, 2010

Eitan 

The hottest man alive in LA CA, he got a huge shlong, very thicc. He got a cute face and a nice pack. He plays sports and is rlly charming. Hes going to steal your girl. He’s also a really good friend and once you meet him you can’t let go.

Girl 1: hey did you see that new kid

Girl 2: ya Eitan he’s so hot

Girl 1: I call him first

Guy 1: nahh he’s mine 😏😏
Girls 1&2: sus

Eitan by I don’t know AHAHAH December 22, 2020

Eitan 

Best Persian ass sniper across the Arabian Peninsula. He has the most confirmed kills universally and can teleport his tongue to any ass.

Bro, I think I got sniped by Eitan last night. My booty feels squeaky clean.

Eitan turned to Arturo at the craps table and said "Chupapi muñeño".

Eitan by myfren_guayuslamdedoor August 1, 2022