A pretty badasshero who has a flaming sword, an elf to hang out with, and a huge blue dragon. Plus the task of saving the world from an evil guy who wants to enslave everybody and kill all the good people. Yeah.
The bestbook ever written. It is about dragons, elves, and a lot of battles.
"I just finished Eragon. It was so INCREDIBLE! I just want to read it again and the other two books, Eldest and Brisingr!!!"
-A friend of mine... I cannot mention a name.
Verb. Used to describe whenever a movie, game, or book doesn't Match up with another form of media. Like, how Eragon the book was nothing like Eragon the movie. Comes from how people who read and saw Eragon responded to the movie.
It isn't always bad, The Lord of the rings movies were eragon'd, But people still loved those.
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.