EDPoop 

A fine EDPoop at school might just murder the toilet...

Me: Dude I just absolutely murdered the toilet!
My friend: What happened?
Me: I just unleashed an EDPoop!

EDPoop by lejerkygoose May 9, 2021

EDPoop 

The most devastating thing in the history of earth

I just unleashed a EDPoop
Friend: holy shit you must've MURDERED that toilet!

EDPoop by lejerkygoose May 9, 2021

Epoophany 

The phenomenon of sitting down to have a poo and, whilst pooing having a brilliant idea also. A little bit like the Eureka moment famously experienced by Archimedes.

Archimedes: ...and so it just came to me in an epoophany, of course the toilet water rises cus its now full of poo! Eureka!

Archimedes' Chum: You should change it so it was just you in the bath, no one really likes poo.

Epoophany by Samanal P Janickels January 26, 2011

epoophany 

The act of having a sudden intuitive leap of understanding all while dropping a deuce.

Joe: Dude what took you so long?
Nate: I'm really sorry man, but I was taking this massive dump and it just came to me.
Joe: Wait what do you mean man?
Nate: I'm....I'm... Muslim
Joe: Wow man! You shit so hard you had an Epoophany!
Nate: Wow dude! Praise be Allah

epoophany by GinerShiner April 22, 2014

Epoophany 

The sudden and imparitive urge to take a massive shit.

Jenny: "MOTHER FUCKING DAMN SHIT! I'm in the midst of an epoophany."
Jack: "Hurry! Find a bathroom before your intestines explode!"
Jenny: "Can't. Go. Any. Further." *Shits in the street*

Epoophany by realniggaJJB October 22, 2013

epoophany 

A sudden realization or "moment of clarity" you have while sitting on the toilet.

(Coming out of the bathroom) "OMG! I just had an epoophany!"

epoophany by diabolicalpanther October 24, 2008

Epoophany 

Having an epiphany while taking a dump

"Oh shit I just had an epoophany!" (no pun intended)

Epoophany by Pincusfloyd January 1, 2009