E.S.M.

Emotional Support Mammal

(Ex. Roan's Emotional Support Mammal (E.S.M.) is always there for him) <3

by CoochieSmuggler April 11, 2025

o.m.g.s.s.m.y.l.g.y.e.s.a.g.t.h.w.t.s.g.g.a.b.h.k.a.t.l.l.a.t.p.p.p.p.p.

stands for “oh my god, Sebastian Stan, man you lookin, good you ever see a guy this handsome walking the streets he’s gonna get arrested because he’s killing all the ladies, look at thet, pow pow pow pow pow”

you look so good today ”o.m.g.s.s.m.y.l.g.y.e.s.a.g.t.h.w.t.s.g.g.a.b.h.k.a.t.l.l.a.t.p.p.p.p.p.”

by anonymous September 20, 2021

s.m.i.t.h.n.e.s.s.

noun. Dirived from the adjective s.m.i.t.h. (see s.m.i.t.h.) Pronounced "smithness". The smithness of someone can be mesure by a s.meter (see s.meter)

The s.m.i.t.h.n.e.s.s. of this guy is crazy!

by JuBr October 9, 2006

E.S.B.M.M.R.

It is an acronym for the phrase eat sleep beat my meat repeat.
also Pronounced ESS/BUMM/ERR

BOSS: Hey man, what are your plans for your day off?
ME: E.S.B.M.M.R.
BOSS: Ok well I'm not familiar with your childish lingo, could you speak English?
ME: Eat sleep beat my meat repeat
BOSS: way to use your off time to be productive
ME: Fuck off
BOSS: You're fired
ME: See you Wednesday

by Charlie Badass November 10, 2018

W.H.O.L.E.S.O.M.E

W.H.O.L.E.S.O.M.E:
Weird
Hypocritical
Overrated
Loud
Egotistical
Self-righteous
Obsessive
Meddling
Exhausting!

Your so W.H.O.L.E.S.O.M.E!

by EggyBread February 22, 2026

E-M-S

Erratic Memory Service

E-M-S: When your memory isn't functioning well..

by nope12334455667567 August 31, 2007

He travels, he seeks the p a r m e s a n

literally just a photo of an egg with 7 legs and an eye walking across a barren landscape who’s goal is to find the
p a r m e s a n

-pretty meaningless
-surreal memeology

Bystander: Anon do where is the par—

Anon: He travels, he seeks the p a r m e s a n

by highkey spittin straight facts November 17, 2019