E-job

Using camsoda's new bluetooth fleshlight to get a virtual blowjob from a camgirl.

Bruh, i just got the best fucking e-job on camsoda.

by Lax_craft1 November 18, 2016

e-job

an electronic blow job given online. They generally occur over voip programs, such as ventrilo, in a passworded channel. Many women use e-jobs in addition to other attention grabbing tactics to gain control and power within a guild or other sort of gaming community.

I hear that Chocolatbear gives the BEST e-jobs!

by Chocolatbear June 13, 2008

E-job

a word use to describe a virtual blowjob

Jack," I just got an E-job the other day man, it was great"
John,"Isn't that kind of cheating on your wife?"
Jack,"..."

by aloha hack-bar November 18, 2016

Wall-E Job

The sexual act of sticking your penis into Wall-e's trash cumbuster and consistently thrusting. The man must do so until his penis is chopped off and formed into a trash cube by Wall-E

After the man saw the movie Wall-E he became so aroused thst he attempted the Wall-E Job

by The Creator of Jobs December 1, 2016

R.E.M. job

The act of giving/recieving a rimjob while listening to an R.E.M track played very loudly.

Al- (muffle muffle)
Kari- What? Can't hear you, you gotta yell!
(blasting)Its the end of the world as we know it, it's the end of the world as we know it.....................
Kari- Ohhhh great R.E.M. job

by Dusty Cox November 27, 2009

Premature Ejobulation

Telling several people that you got a job after being informally told you got the job by someone that does not have the complete authority for you to be able to formally say you got the job.

When you speak with a company or firm representative in a formal setting, that person says you have the job, but you have to go through HR first, you tell your colleagues you have the job, you call HR and ask them to expedite the hiring process since you've already been informally offered the job and then wait several weeks to find out you are no longer being considered for the job, you have fallen victim to a spell of Premature Ejobulation.

by AJA1 November 24, 2011

Ejob

some mofucuh from 2007 that uploaded a gif to roblox

1: yo ejob uploaded a gif to roblox in 2008,
2: you are a retard

by qwertyuioasdfghjkkzxcvbn December 23, 2023