A person who doesn’t start the chaos but makes it hit maximum velocity in record time. They show up, hype the worst impulses, remove all internal brakes, and suddenly the situation goes from “manageable” to “why is everything on fire.”
They’re not the spark.
They’re the accelerant.
They’re not the spark.
They’re the accelerant.
Things were steady until her dysregulation accelerant friends arrived — then the whole night detonated like it always does.
by Briton Phillip March 8, 2026
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