Dynocologist

Since all the dinosaurs in Jurassic Park are female, a Dynocologist is needed to look after the animals, in particular, the Pappasmearus Rex. One week a month, a Dynocologist separates the Pappasmearus Rex from the other animals because it can become irrational and violent while on its Jurassic Period.
I thought I would never get the Dynocologist position at Jurassic Park but life uh uh uh finds a way.
by Stevie LaLa April 18, 2016
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