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Dylan Theory

Dylan Theory states that a person has an extremely low spawn rate and zero enemies. When they does appear, they exists in a state where nothing bad targets them and conflict simply refuses to garner towards the person.

They move through life untouched, unstressed, and inexplicably blissful, like an NPC.
i just ate a cupcake :3”
“Dylan Theory.”
by omega.omnia January 11, 2026
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