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1. To completely mess up
2. To totally screw the pooch
3. To be a complete Choadmunch
4. To blow it out one's arse and then brag about it.
5. To get caught humping the neighbor's cat.

also, see definition #3 of "ass clown"
"A person who by ignorance or stupidity takes up unnecessary amounts of your time.
uhhh Britney spears, you're so hot - SLAP - My name is Celine dion you stupid motherfucker! Way to Dyer out!
Dyer out by Reverend Soul Train January 17, 2008

Blanket out of the dryer 

When a girl is so dry the condom stays inside her even though your dick doesnt, so you have to pull it out by hand.
Friend 1: Howd it go last night?

Friend 2: Man last night sucked, I had to pull the blanket out of the dryer

It came out of the dryer folded 

When something works out so well it's unbelievable.
"I didn't know how it would shake out, but it came out of the dryer folded."

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
Word of the Day on June 18, 2026

Pretty Privilege

A person who has more opportunities, and becomes more successful in life because of how attractive they are.
"Pretty privilege isn't a thing." "Yes it is have you seen GeorgeNotFound"

"GeorgeNotFound has so much pretty privilege its not fair!!!"
Word of the Day on June 17, 2026