1. To completely mess up
2. To totally screw the pooch
3. To be a complete Choadmunch
4. To blow it out one's arse and then brag about it.
5. To get caught humping the neighbor's cat.
also, see definition #3 of "ass clown"
"A person who by ignorance or stupidity takes up unnecessary amounts of your time.
uhhh Britney spears, you're so hot - SLAP - My name is Celine dion you stupid motherfucker! Way to Dyer out!
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'