Jesse was dealt a Dutchman's Fullhouse after a heavy night of drinking and tacos. He was now the envy of his friends.
by Oskee Wow Wow March 9, 2009
When a married man loses his wedding ring inside a prostitute's ass. The act is not completed until the man sheepishly retrieves his ring.
When Tom could not explain to his wife where his ring was, he realized that he had to complete the final stage of the Lost Dutchman.
by ClarenceCarterIV May 12, 2006
To erotically explore your partner's anus with a finger. Akin to the legend of the little Dutch boy poking his finger in the dike.
Sonja let out a squeal when Barry surprised her with a Dirty Dutchman. He was mid-knuckle deep before she knew what was happening.
by Eaton Holgoode May 16, 2016
This duality is derived from two phrases. The first beeing the "The Stanger". Where one sits on his hand until all feeling is lost, then masturbates with said hand giving the feeling of a stanger doing the work.
The second part of this is derived from the "Dutch Rudder" where one grabs his erect penis and has another work his arm back and forth for the purposes of masturbation.
The Strange Dutchman is a combination of both, Where one sits one his hand until all feeling is lost, grabs his erect penis, and then has another work his arm back and forth for the purposes of insanely awsome masturbation.
The second part of this is derived from the "Dutch Rudder" where one grabs his erect penis and has another work his arm back and forth for the purposes of masturbation.
The Strange Dutchman is a combination of both, Where one sits one his hand until all feeling is lost, grabs his erect penis, and then has another work his arm back and forth for the purposes of insanely awsome masturbation.
by Scorebot 5000 December 18, 2009
When you know you just took a shit but when you wipe...there's nothing there;...and you look in the toilet and there's nothing there. Scaring you as if youve just seen a ghost ship.
by hayseuss June 21, 2005
The process of biting herpes open with your teeth, and then using the puss that erupts from them as lubrication for anal sex.
Yeah. She told me she had herpes, so I told her I had an idea called the Squirting Dutchman. I don't remember much of that night... I think she died or something.
by Kiros7800 August 18, 2006
The act of farting in bed, then sneaking out the covers turning on the bedroom lights so the sleeping partner pulls the covers over thier head giving themselves a Dutch Oven
by Maddog sick cunt August 10, 2017