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Dutch Runner 

Masturbation in such a manner as the masturbatee holds his own member while someone else (the mastubator) works the arm.
My arm was really tired last night so Jennifer gave me a dutch runner.
Dutch Runner by heyoot March 31, 2009
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dutch runner 

you put your hand on your dick. while you have another friend work your arm for you.. It's completely not gay.. its you getting wanked by a friend.
Jeff_Damaori: Danny, will you give you give me a dutch runner?
Danny: Of course.. Want to do a double dutch?
dutch runner by LocaL_tiger January 1, 2009

dutch-runner

occurs while a male is holding is penis and another person, either male or female, moves his fore-arm in an up and down motion as to cause "second hand masturbation", however if a male is giving another male a dutch runner neither male is gay unless they are engaging in a double-dutch-runner
Shelly walked in on Tom giving Neil a dutch-runner.
dutch-runner by rjg5102 December 21, 2008

double-dutch-runner 

similar to the dutch-runner but instead this involves two males each giving each other a dutch-runner, this does make those engaging in the double-dutch-runner gay since they are both doing it to each other.
Sally walked in on Hank and Norm doing a double-dutch-runner, thus finding out her husband was gay and shot herself.
double-dutch-runner by rjg5102 December 21, 2008

Reverse Dutch Runner 

This is the same as a Dutch Runner only the hands of each person are switched.
Bro I just got a Reverse Dutch Runner from this prostitute last night best $10 I ever spent.

Dutch Road Runner

A dutch roadrunner is when two friends jack each other off till one of them cums in the other's face. He who cums first is the loser
Hey I bet you 20 bucks I can beat you at a match of Dutch Road Runner!
Dutch Road Runner by ThatOneSillyKid September 2, 2010

dutch rudner 

when you take a flight to dutchland then take a train to warsaw and dig up a mass jew grave to then fuck the dry bones yelling nener nener jew boo i fuck this jew or 2.
there is nun i just dont like dutch rudner jews, Noah trembley
dutch rudner by NotSeCretOrgans April 16, 2019
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