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Dutch Fuck 

(1)Lighting a cigarette by placing it against a lit one. If you don't have matches or a lighter. Chain smokers are prone to do this.

(2) Banging a chick who just lays there.
He forgot his lighter and needed a light from his buddy who was already enjoying a cigarette. His buddy was out of matches. "got a light?"
"Here, Dutch fuck..."
I think it comes from the belief that Dutch people are without passion when they make love. "No fire."
Dutch Fuck by Froggygremlin July 14, 2013
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Dutch Fuck 

To fuck someone between the breasts
I Would sure like to dutch fuck her
Dutch Fuck by Sanjeev Sharma May 6, 2003

dutch fuck 

to light a cigarette from the ember of anothers' cigarette.
I lost my lighter, give me a dutch fuck, would you.
dutch fuck by stanko korov December 13, 2007

dutch fuck 

Intercourse between the breasts, often to climax aka French Fuck, Tit Job, Titty Fuck
She was having her period so I got a dutch fuck off her instead
dutch fuck by Spinxmeister April 19, 2006

Dutch and fuck 

A Dutch and fuck is when a lame dude from Tinder/Bumble doesn’t have a job but still asks a chick out on a date then splits the check (“going Dutch”) because he’s broke and even after he has the chick pay he still tries to close the deal by asking to go back her place (presumably because he lives with his parents).
That date went terribly wrong, he left the check on the table until I offered to split it, then still asked if my roommates were home. He tried to pull a total Dutch and fuck.
Dutch and fuck by SL44 April 21, 2018

Fuck That Dutch Noise! 

(N.) An Adult Swim Catchphrase that signals that the ACTION portion of the show is about to come up. It's also really funny to say to people who don't know the original setup. (some Dutch poem/quote about some noise or something.)
Fuck That Dutch Noise! Fuck That Dutch Noise! Fuck That Dutch Noise!
Fuck That Dutch Noise! by G-Union December 9, 2003

Dutch fucking

The act of slotting ones manhood in between a pair cheasticles, and having the owner of them massage your Sausage accordingly. The end result of this most pleasurable activity can often be the giving of a pearl necklace to the young lady as a reward for her good work.
"Oh, mate. The misses was not in the mood for a shag last night, so she still gave me a good dutch fucking instead!"
Dutch fucking by chucklemunch September 29, 2006
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