Dust Baby

One having a father of an older age, usually in his 60's or higher at the time of birth. Usually only a product of an older father, seeing as females lose that ability many years previously.

Kid: My dad had me at 17, no wonder i had nothing

Kid2: Mine had me at 70, i got everything he had his whole life when i turned 18;D

Kid: was your mom a hoe or something? because your nothing more than a dust baby

Kid2: I know:(

Dust Baby by RCK3 September 23, 2012

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baby dust

wishing baby dust on a woman or couple is a way of wishing them luck on concieving.

Good luck and lots of baby dust to you, I hope it works out

baby dust by Miss Lexxi May 26, 2009

Word of the Day on June 21, 2024

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Dust Baby • baby dust • Dust in • dust • dust bunny • dust off • dust monkey • dust muffin • Dust Collector • dust my broom

baby dust

when a baby is being snapped away mid birth by thanos

got baby dust in my eyes and it hurts

baby dust by ihonestlyhavenoidea November 16, 2021

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Baby dust

When a man is so old that when he ejaculates, only dust is emitted.

This old guy paid me for a hummer, but only baby dust shot at climax… it was like eating a pixy stick! At least he still paid me! 20 bucks is 20 bucks!

Baby dust by Thug wanna July 13, 2024

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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