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Durty Gurty

when a guy is fucking a chick A in the ass from behing, while chick B eats out chick A from underneath, and then the guy pulls out of chick A super fast and she shits all over the face of chick B. thus making Chick B a `Durty Gurty`
hey steve how was your night?
it was great i had a three way with those two girls and made the blonde a durty gurty!
Durty Gurty by bobandyrandy August 19, 2010
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The dirty gurdy 

When you run out of dope and you put water through the stem. So your smoking the stem dope with water.
Person 1: "Damn man!! I'm out of dope.."
Person 2: " that's ok, just ru. Some water through the stem and we can smoke the dirty gurdy!"
The dirty gurdy by jazzyjessy89 March 27, 2016

Dirty Gerty 

When someone is going down on an old broad and she accidentally shits herself.
Man, did you hear about Brad? He got a Dirty Gerty from Linda last night! That boy is still in the corner shaking and crying.
Dirty Gerty by Pimpzilla April 9, 2005

dirty girty

A Grandma thats a Buttslut by Name of Maria...
Maria Salinas has been a Dirty Girty with Jamie
dirty girty by Shampoo crak June 6, 2017

Dirty Gurdy

One who steals, especially by stealth.
I was missing my pen and I knew right away it was Dirty Gurdy.
Dirty Gurdy by ShellsBells82 November 4, 2008

crusty musty dusty gusty rusty 

inferior (rhyming with -usty, with the phonemes: /kr/ /m/ /d/ /g/ /r/.
Firey Speaker Box, BFDIA 7: "Don't come to me with that crusty musty dusty gusty rusty not at all trusty mess of a loser chamber."
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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