Duncestache

A person who's mustache is larger than their IQ.

"Hey Al, who is the idiot that put their cooler in the refrigerator?"

"Someone with a duncestache, we got a lot of those around here"

by Lord Leviticus September 27, 2023

duckstache

a shadow on your upper lip created by making duck face that makes you look like you may have a moustache

A: oh, is that a moustache above her lips?

B: no, it's a duckstache

by whothehellareyou January 7, 2011