Dumpyism

(an update to cronyism in the Trump era)

Dumpyism (noun): Where someone with no obvious skillsets is given a plumb high paid job by the boss (president), to get them away from the boss's son, who's just dumped them.

Dumpyism (noun): Where someone with no obvious skillset is put in charge of an organisation they've previously expressed a desire to destroy.

Dumpyed (verb): What happens to an organisation that is given an unqualified new chief, who is a mate of the president, because the president wants them to take a dump on that organisation

"Giving Kimberley Guilefoyle the US Ambassador to Greece job is text book Dumpyism"
"The FBI has been Dumpyed by Trump's new nominee Kash Patel"

Dumpyism by Alrightgeezerz December 12, 2024

Dumpism 

The perfectly transcendent philosophical belief, that all people, regardless of belief system, world view, faith, etc. all sentient beings enjoy a good dump. Dumpism is hailed as one of the most powerful uniting forces among not only all human cultures, but all sentient beings - possibly among extraterrestrial life (who must also eject waste, assuming they are matter based beings).

Islamo-Fascist: Despite the fact that western culture is forcefully assimilating my people, I must admit we all still enjoy a good dump.
Nihilist: Despite the fact that nothing is of any meaning to me whatsoever, I also enjoy a good dump. Apparently we both believe in Dumpism!
Islamo-Fascist: Thank Allah for Dumpism!
Nihilist: Whatever.

Dumpism by Edward Lazzarin & Mark Povich February 22, 2007