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dumbtionary 

a dictionary, that when read, makes a person dumber.
Jane's IQ dropped 5 points after spending an hour on urbandictionary.com. It is the greatest dumbtionary of any dictionary on the internet.
dumbtionary by eWeb December 19, 2011

demption 

the act of delivering from sin or saving from evil
It's not so easy demption for sin
demption by PealRay February 7, 2010

Dumptious 

Feeling the need to move the bowels. A polite way to inform others that you have to take a shit.
i.e.: "I'm feeling a little dumptious." or "begging your pardon ma'am, but my guts are full of chimichanga and I'm quite dumptious at the moment." or "I'm sure what you're telling me is really important but I'm too dumptious to give a shit."
Dumptious by Snizzi Numbchucks September 11, 2013
a complete idiot
dont carry water in that sieve,you dumpton.
dumpton by kinglasotta October 3, 2011

Dumbtion 

A shorter way of saying "dumb function"
This program has a lot of dumbtions.
Dumbtion by BeenThereDoneALOTofThat November 14, 2021

Dumptongue 

I don't believe a word he says, he's got some serious dumptongue
Dumptongue by Bugpartsoup August 19, 2022
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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