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n; as used in the song "Santana DVX" by the lonely Island. Any dink/s that are 100% guaranteed to get you and you"r friends totally shit faced
Dude, me and Dave were hitting that Dumb P at the party last night. Can't remember any thing it got me so fucked up.
Dumb P by imackie June 2, 2009
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n; Any guy you may know that gets so shit faced on the daily he needs a cane to stand up strait on any normal day in his party life.
-"Wow, look at Tim. He cant even stand straight"

-"Hell ya, that guy is a complete Dumb P."
Dumb P by E*N June 2, 2009

Dumb Potato Bitch Wife 

One who thinks that bringing potato salad to a BBQ is acceptable but is actually not.
I made sure to distance myself from my dumb potato bitch wife. God rest her soul, I just didn't want anyone to think I would associate with someone that would bring a potato salad!

A dumb pluck 

A synonym for "a dumb f***" or just a stupid chicken.
Person A: hey look what I got !!
Person B: You dumb pluck.
or
What do you call a stupid chicken....a dumb pluck.
A dumb pluck by zaqwerty May 27, 2009

dumb people on u.d. 

People that would let something overly-sexual pass, but not a frickin definition about something.
Wow, there are a lot of dumb people on u.d.
dumb people on u.d. by pokemonships February 9, 2017

Dummy-Dumb Poo-Poo Head 

This used as an act of retaliation in an epic gamer rap battle. This can only be used once in a lifetime by the fiercest of warriors: Chuck Norris is the only know user. When used 3 bolts of lightning will erupt from the ground into the heart, brain, and anus of your opponent. This will mean you have won the epic gamer rap battle. This is an epic victory royale.
Kyle: *finishes rap*
You: You are a dummy-dumb poo-poo head!
Kyle: *gets epically clapped*
You: Epic victory royale, broski!

dumb person 

A stupid thing or retarded person like Justin bieber.
"Guess who is a dumb person ,that's right you are"
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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