Pizza delivery man arrives at 2:00 AM in a blizzard. After inspecting the receipt and a few snide remarks, dumb dick tips zero dollars and says to the pizza guy, "Welcome to the real world, buddy". Dumb dick proceeds to laugh hysterically.

dumb dick by randyharwood May 28, 2013

Dumb dick

A man that is very horny and stupid that only thinks with his dick

that guy with his cock out is such a dumb dick

Dumb dick by The 13th Nomad February 24, 2010

Dumb dick

A dipshit person who posts nonsense political opionions on facebook who doesnt know shit about the real world.

That Billy Behler guys a real dumb dick, you wouldnt believe the shit he posted on facebook today. Seriously fuck that retard.

Dumb dick by Phatt$$$matt July 5, 2017

Dumb Dick

A 6'4'' manchild with a Peter Pan complex and three dimples.

That Otis Maier is such a Dumb Dick.

Dumb Dick by Saraphone October 25, 2004

dumb dick

Insult used by lazy obese 9 year olds with limited vocabulary, this is often accompanied with bad and irrelevant comebacks after the person whom this insult was used against denies it, which annoys the victim even further.

Jayven: You dumb dick!
Max: Can you stop using that? I am not a dumb dick you dip shit
Jayven: No u

dumb dick by PHDmeme March 13, 2019