~australian
Women have entered the room, and it is time to stop talking about tits/ass/snatch/rooting/drinking etc.
Women have entered the room, and it is time to stop talking about tits/ass/snatch/rooting/drinking etc.
Two blokes are standing around talking about the rack on the next door neighbour, when both their wives walk in. One spies them out of the corner of his eye and says quietly, "Ducks on the pond." Instantly, the subject is changed.
by Berserker December 9, 2004
A phrase denoting an imminent or currently favorable situation for the speaker. Also is used to describe a situation in baseball play, where runners are situated on SECOND and third base respectively.
NOTE: I am the author of the prior definition, which had one glaring error that needed fixing (i.e. a runner at second in lieu of first).
I felt the need to remedy my error. That is all. Godspeed, and may ducks inhabit your ponds....wherever they may be.
NOTE: I am the author of the prior definition, which had one glaring error that needed fixing (i.e. a runner at second in lieu of first).
I felt the need to remedy my error. That is all. Godspeed, and may ducks inhabit your ponds....wherever they may be.
Guy1:This party is full of husky girls ....Ducks on the Pond!
Guy2: Eff that man...this party is full of husky dudes..Ducks on the Pond!
2 outs, bottom of the fifth inning, with ducks on the pond.
(While acing a test) DUCKS ON THE POND!
Guy2: Eff that man...this party is full of husky dudes..Ducks on the Pond!
2 outs, bottom of the fifth inning, with ducks on the pond.
(While acing a test) DUCKS ON THE POND!
by BORN2FISHMQ2 April 14, 2013
A phrase denoting an imminent or currently favorable situation for the speaker. Also is used to describe a situation in baseball play, where runners are situated on first and third base respectively.
Guy1:This party is full of husky girls ....Ducks on the Pond!
Guy2: Eff that man...this party is full of husky dudes..Ducks on the Pond!
2 outs, bottom of the fifth inning, with ducks on the pond.
(While acing a test) DUCKS ON THE POND!
Guy2: Eff that man...this party is full of husky dudes..Ducks on the Pond!
2 outs, bottom of the fifth inning, with ducks on the pond.
(While acing a test) DUCKS ON THE POND!
by BORN2FISHMQ December 2, 2009
n. dux on the pond
Used in online gaming, describes anything (in FPS or RTS) that just sits there and doesnt attempt to flee, fight, etc, before being owned. Usually controlled by a noob.
Used in online gaming, describes anything (in FPS or RTS) that just sits there and doesnt attempt to flee, fight, etc, before being owned. Usually controlled by a noob.
1) omg, I cant wait to play Overcaster, i get mad kills in those games, his ducks on the pond get owned.
2) quack, quack , QUACK! omg, I'm totally pooning these ducks on the pond over here.
3) that wasnt a fair game, our noob was ducks on the pond.
2) quack, quack , QUACK! omg, I'm totally pooning these ducks on the pond over here.
3) that wasnt a fair game, our noob was ducks on the pond.
by RickJames42011 May 23, 2006
by Betsy November 27, 2003
Duck Pond is the accumulation of liquids both male and female running down the shaft of the penis over the balls over the asshole that accumulate under a guys ass during sex with a girl on top (cowgirl).
Alyssa was riding me in my roomates bed last night and you should have seen the Duck Pond after we got off the bed. AKA - "the wet spot"
by SaAnything July 17, 2009
by Anonymous April 30, 2003