1. a guy who acts like or is an idiot or it can be a term of affection for your guy who acts like an idiot but you still love him. It is a masculine form of twatwaffle.
That dickmuffin dumped his girl over email.
I forgave my dickmuffin for coming homedrunk.
When you're being a poobutt abd not answering someone's message. Or when you're being a butthurtlittle fancy boy that gets his feelings hurt over nothing.
Johnny is being a "dickmuffin" and won't answer my text messages cause his feelings are hurt that I said he can't keep up on his beers like the rest of the guys.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'