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when someone sucks up all of your energy; opposite of a wet towel

"That Maddie girl is such a dry towel"

dry towel by communitities May 27, 2018

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Dry Towel

For when you have run out of weed and you cant get any.

Hey bro, you got any weed?
Nah, im a dry towel.

Dry Towel by Nineinchnails90 December 1, 2011

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Dry towel

A Derogatory term that means “white person”

I hate that white boy, damn dry towel

Dry towel by IM no fukkboi May 27, 2018

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Towel Dry

Using your interlocked hands to rub your partner from the anus to genitalia pubis as if using a towel.

Don't towel dry me! My hemorrhoids are inflamed.

Towel Dry by toweldryers June 27, 2011

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Bite the towel, I'm going in dry.

When someone says this, it means that they are warning you to bite onto a towel, because they are going to pound into one your holes, with no lube. They don't want you to be loud and start screaming because of their enormous cock.

Last night, Chris said "Bite the towel, I'm going in dry." I didn't know what he meant though..I was screaming so loud. I wish I had bitten the towel.

Bite the towel, I'm going in dry. by shut-yomouth-batman-istalkin August 26, 2012

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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floxi

Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).

After we broke up, he was floxi to me.

floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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