Dry Darcy 

when a woman farts while you’re performing cunilingus and it dries your face

Nancy soaked Tim’s face during oral sex, but made a courteous gesture when she followed up with a dry Darcy.

Dry Darcy by Brian Dorst August 19, 2020

Dry Darryl 

The equivalent yet opposite of the wet willy, it is when the finger is inserted dry into the ear.

Gurl why you gotta give me a dry darryl?

Better than a wet willy!

Dry Darryl by Astm July 17, 2018