The act of two bodies rubbing against eachother to result in pleasure with cloth or sheets covering contact to genitals. Results in little to no pregnancy/STD's.
"Dude we were totally dry humping last night!"
by Lauren Nutsack September 13, 2015
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When you drive your clenched fist straight into your girls tight and dry pussy. Once inside, expand your hand open like a blooming flower. Works for both pussy and ass.
After my mother and I finished dry-farming, we went to the zoo.
by Zesty Uncle August 20, 2020
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A female vagina unable to self-lubricate naturally.
Mary has a dry clam. There's no smackin that till you get the KY jelly.
by Eaton Holgoode March 10, 2017
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When a girl performs oral sex on a boy when he still has his pants on, much like an OTPHJ(over the pants handjob).
My buddy Jared told me he was hooking up with a chick and very excited when she went down on him, but ended up confused and disappointed when she gave him dry dome.
by SmooTH1986 May 5, 2018
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Receiving a vigorous hand job but unable to nut one out. Just a lot of yanking and total regret.
Carrie finally gave me a handy last night. How was it? Not good. Totally Dry-Handed.
by Eaton Holgoode March 29, 2017
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A colloquial expression used to describe any situation that is unsavory, unsatisfactory or in very poor condition.
I haven't had sex in months. I'm sort of dry and crusty.

I didn't wipe my ass very well. It's stating to get dry and crusty.

Have you met our new boss? Yes he's pretty dry and crusty.

Stan's mother could never figure out why his tube socks were always so dry and crusty until her friend explained it to her.
by Eaton Holgoode November 10, 2015
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one who doesn't put out; someone who, when in a relationship, refuses to engage in PDA; a public prude;
I hear Dori is a dry cactus with her boyfriend
by washyohands February 24, 2011
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