Drunky Draws 

Rums nickname. A drunken slob that will make off with your checkbook at the drop of a hat.

He shows up in the Pit with his brainless incomplete half sentences and uses words where he's not totally clear of their definition. He claims that all of the broads are close personal friends of his until they each show up and discount his claims with a hearty "Drop dead Rum"

Hey, why must you show up loaded all of the time? . . You're such a Drunky Draws

Drunky Draws by jazzmanintx March 29, 2011

Richard Dawson Drunk 

When someone is so intoxicated, rather than introducing oneself to the opposite sex with a hug or handshake, they greet them with an inappropriate kiss on the mouth. This was done for years by creepy Family Feud Host Richard Dawson.

Guy 1: Kevin just kissed all three of those girls at the bar on the lips, and he has never even met them.

Guy 2: Yeah bro, He is Richard Dawson Drunk.

Richard Dawson Drunk by K-DOG June 25, 2014