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drunky drunkerton 

Fez Watley on his birthday.
(Local radio host in Washington DC)
Ron: "Hello Mr. Drunky Drunkerton!"
FEZ: "FLA ALL THE WAY!!!!!"
drunky drunkerton by Sim Girl April 5, 2004

Drunky Doors

When you're half asleep and you think your door is drunk af.
Oh mate are they drunky doors I see?
Drunky Doors by Babaaaa February 23, 2017

Drinky-Drunky 

1. A combined word meaning to drink and to get drunk on.

2. Usually used in the negative when doing so would get one sick.
I love to drinky-drunky on someone else's dime!
Drinky-Drunky by tahTORA April 28, 2011
To be so drunk that you get yourself in a "Punk'd" situation without the help of HM Ashton Kutcher.
Phil came back from the banquet off his face and soaking wet from the fountain - he just got Drunk'd!
Drunk'd by Benjo. May 18, 2006

Drunky Draws 

Rums nickname. A drunken slob that will make off with your checkbook at the drop of a hat.

He shows up in the Pit with his brainless incomplete half sentences and uses words where he's not totally clear of their definition. He claims that all of the broads are close personal friends of his until they each show up and discount his claims with a hearty "Drop dead Rum"
Hey, why must you show up loaded all of the time? . . You're such a Drunky Draws
Drunky Draws by jazzmanintx March 29, 2011

Drunky Drunk 

Drunky Drunk - (adj) one who possesses a well conditioned liver. not necessarily an alcoholic.
That girl is a drunky drunk. I see her drinking those vodka cranberries every weekend.
Drunky Drunk by Vondango January 24, 2013
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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