Drunk Luck

When a woman out of your league is inebriated enough to sleep with you.

Mark: Guys, guess what! I totally bagged Rebecca last night!
Dave: Was she shitfaced?
Mark: Yeah?
Dave: Talk about drunk luck!

Drunk Luck by loldongs34 September 20, 2009

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Drunk Luck

Drunk Luck (Noun):
Earning a winning streak of any bar or parlor games after a few cans/bottles of alcohol and feeling very buzzed.

Gazza : Jeez, Soles is winning 7 billiard games and is still drunk?

Stogey : Yep, Pretty much.

Gazza : Wow, talk about Drunk Luck.

Drunk Luck by MSoles7 July 25, 2011

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drunkfuck

verb or noun.
Having sexual intercourse while heavily intoxicated on any given substance, usually resulting in pregnancy.

Natalie's firstborn is the result of drunkfuckin.
That bitch drunkfucked her way into havin' a kid.

drunkfuck by Jedi Barefoot April 11, 2010

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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