Drunk Luck

When a woman out of your league is inebriated enough to sleep with you.

Mark: Guys, guess what! I totally bagged Rebecca last night!
Dave: Was she shitfaced?
Mark: Yeah?
Dave: Talk about drunk luck!

Drunk Luck by loldongs34 September 20, 2009

Drunk Luck

Drunk Luck (Noun):
Earning a winning streak of any bar or parlor games after a few cans/bottles of alcohol and feeling very buzzed.

Gazza : Jeez, Soles is winning 7 billiard games and is still drunk?

Stogey : Yep, Pretty much.

Gazza : Wow, talk about Drunk Luck.

Drunk Luck by MSoles7 July 25, 2011

drunkfuck 

verb or noun.
Having sexual intercourse while heavily intoxicated on any given substance, usually resulting in pregnancy.

Natalie's firstborn is the result of drunkfuckin.
That bitch drunkfucked her way into havin' a kid.

drunkfuck by Jedi Barefoot April 11, 2010

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016