drunk clown

a term used to describe a person at a party/event who is unable to control their alcohol consumption resulting in them constantly making a fool of themselves to those around them

Jeff was the drunk clown of the party last night as he kept spilling his drinks all over the show!

by Managerial Master March 28, 2022

Drunk clown's mouth

having had so much anal sex, your rectum feels slack.

After spending the night with Steve, Adam's hole felt as slack as a drunk clown's mouth.

by RousseauRetired June 2, 2009

Dunk Clown

A dunk clown is someone you hire to show up and publically beat someone you dislike at a thing they believe they're good at. Traditionally it's an actual clown coming to beat someone at basketball, but can be used for any activity.

Smug ass Marvin thinks he's so good at chess, I'm gonna get a dunk clown to take him down a peg.

by DestroFace May 17, 2017

dunk the clown

name of a carnival game co-opted as secret code used by closet homosexual Mormons to describe their desire to insert their penis in anuses

"I'd really like to find 'dunk the clown'"

by dudebrah January 28, 2009