Dunk Clown

A dunk clown is someone you hire to show up and publically beat someone you dislike at a thing they believe they're good at. Traditionally it's an actual clown coming to beat someone at basketball, but can be used for any activity.

Smug ass Marvin thinks he's so good at chess, I'm gonna get a dunk clown to take him down a peg.

by DestroFace May 17, 2017

Mayonnaisium

Any sufficiently large gathering of white people; any event where the food provided or brought is expected to be mostly mayonnaise-based.

"You get over to Aunt Karen's cookout, bud? Real mayonnaisium."

by DestroFace March 26, 2020