Someone who does ALL the drugs. They don't necessarily have an addiction, but do drugs regularly, morning noon and night, either because of an addiction, or because why the fuck not.
They will often mix their drug use with alcohol (vodka and meth for breakfast) giving the 'aholic' suffix.
Bob: Hey John, wanna snort coke and drop acid for breakfast?
John: why the fuck not? Shit the fuck yeah I want to!!!
A person whose overwhelming love for dogs causes them to acquire more than 3 at one time; a person whose pleasure center of the brain lights up immensely on Catscan when exposed to dog photos, video, the sound of barking, or dogs themselves.
Someone who suffers from a clinical addiction to taking dubs. A person who lives, eats, and breaths the dubs. They simply cannot think about anything other than taking a dub.
- Commonly expressed by putting your pinky, ring, and middle fingers up in a W form and putting it over your forehead to make the "dub crown"
Drews: Is it bad, doc?
Doc: I am sorry son, but you're a straight duboholic. You literally cannot take anything other than a dub. The first step in recovering is admitting you have a problem.
D: I don't have any problems, doc, I only take dubs
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.