drop the kids off

taking a shit also refered to as "dropping the kids off".

boss:why were you late john? john:sorry sir i had to drop the kids off. boss:you don't have kids though john. john:you've got to be the stupidest guy i've ever met you dumbass.!

by bobby faget September 28, 2005

drop the kids off

Take a #2

After eating all that Mexican food, I had to go drop the kids off.

by Vijay June 10, 2003

drop the kids off

When you dont want to say i have to poop or take a dump

Hey, i'll be right back, I gotta drop the kids off and they are in a hurry!

by slingerboy August 26, 2008

drop the kids off

v. Derivitive of American expression for taking a shit, i.e. 'Dropping the Cosby Kids off at the pool' Relating to color of both.

I was late clocking in for work b-cuz I had to drop the Cosby Kids off at te pool.

by spmatsdoof4zuggin June 11, 2003

drop the kids off

Excusing oneself to go and take a dump. Going for a poo or poos. Having a crap

"wait a sec, I've just got to drop the kids off"
"Where's Steve? Oh he's dropping the kids off"

by hussas12 August 12, 2009

drop the kids off at the skate park

The unfortunate circumstance where you have to take a dump in a dry toilet bowl. The

empty bowl represents a skate park, and is similar to the way kids skate in an empty swimming pool.

1st Dude: Dude, my water was off this morning. How 'bout yours?

2nd Dude: Yeah, trying to get ready for work was tough. I had to drop the kids off at the skate park, instead of the pool.

by Chas501 February 2, 2017

Drop the kids off at the pool

To take a shit. To drop a piping hot loaf into the commode. To pinch a loaf into the porcelain god.

I was on my way to work and I had to pull over at the gas station and drop the kids off at the pool.

by Skizurp June 10, 2003