Driving the porcelain truck

When one grips the toilet bowl like a steering wheel as you expel vomit, generally with lots of yet to be metabolized alcohol.

7 vodka shooters and 7 beers back, got so sick I was driving the porcelain truck.

Driving the porcelain truck by frishy August 30, 2022

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