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dumpsteak 

The most painful shit you've ever taken in your entire life. Only happens one time.
We heard bloodcurdling screams coming from the men's room. At first I thought someone was getting raped, butt-fuck style. But the screams stopped suddenly. After two minutes, Evan VonderLuftwaffennschwarzteneggar emerged from the stall, beating his chest in fury and pain. His beat-red ass cheeks told me that there was only one possible explanation: his dumpsteak. I mosied on over to the toilet. Sure enough, what did I behold? A dumpsteak. Bigger than I had ever seen; full of thumb-tacks, raisins, and coated in a thick film of blood.
'Ouch.' I thought to myself. I made a mental note to never return to Kosta's Greek Diner. And my upper lip trembeled at the thought of passing a dumpsteak as large as Evan's.
dumpsteak by Boguniecki January 7, 2007

Dripster 

Someone who has the maximum amount of drip and is always flexing.
"Oh J.K Simmons is such a dripster dude. Did you see his fit ?”
Dripster by Casery September 15, 2020

Dripstein Boy

A Dripstein Boy is a man of class, a man of confidence and a man of work. Money is no problem for them (they share the bank). A Dripstein Boy is inspired by the works of Jeffrey Epstein and is ready to follow in his footsteps.
“Woah, that guy has a lot of money and children in his basement. That’s definitely a Dripstein Boy”

Dripster 

A contraction of 'drunken hipster.' Especially appropriate if the hipster in question is also a drip.
My subway ride was ruined by a group of dripsters reading Nietzsche to the rhythm of a bongo drum.
Dripster by shakesbeard April 26, 2013

Dripster 

He's an dripster
Dripster by RH4 April 18, 2021

Dripster Hipster 

A rather stylish or fashionable individual, usually male. Can also just be a compliment for a cool dude.
Can be used interchangeably with the term "Drippy Hippy"
(Doesn't usually describe a hipster).
O-dog: ayo B-dog did you see John's new cut,
B-Dog: nah show us.
*shows picture of John's new cut*
B-Dog: Damn, what a Dripster Hipster.