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Dr. Thunder 

A cheap version of Dr.Pepper that you can find at Walmart. Dr.Thunder tastes exactly the way Dr.Pepper does, but it cost 67 cents not 1.29. :)
I drove my beat-up car down to Walmart to buy some food for the party. I only had 10 bucks so I had to spend it wisely. As I entered the store I grabbed a rust-covered cart and zoomed down the aisle and filled my cart with soda, chips, and candy.
Then my celly rang, it was my mom. "Make sure you get some Dr. Thunder Gertrude!". she yelled.
Dr. Thunder by dametrah May 8, 2008
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Dr. Thunder 

The best soda ever, and the drink that the inferior Dr.Pepper was created in the image of. Can be found in Mr. Holland's room for $2.00 per bottle.
Had to get me some 'Thunder so I headed on over to 906.
Dr. Thunder by Tmoney April 7, 2005

Dr. Thunder Party 

A party that consists of drinking a lot of Dr. Thunder and watching the movie Pootie Tang.
"Damn dude, that Dr. Thunder Party was off da hook! I love Pootie Tang!"
Dr. Thunder Party by Jason Lemmon September 12, 2007

Dr. Thunder's uvula hammer 

Noun. A term used in improv to describe the penis in the event that Drop 3 is not used. In most cases, sexual references are not to be used, but in extreme cases, this term allows one to avoid saying, "dick," "cock," "schlong," or "johnson."
Prepare yourselves for the onslaught of Dr. Thunder's Uvula Hammer!

Dr. Rush's Thunderbolt 

Used on the Lewis and Clark Expedition as the "cure-all"... it was basically a super-laxative.
Clark: Where are Dr. Rush's Thunderbolts?
Lewis: ... *runs to the bathroom*