Dpcxitard 

1. the inability to type, or typing like a 6 year old on crack, most likely due to the result of trying to blow oneself.

2. A person who gets so upset during an internet discussion that they can no longer communicate

Dorian is typing like he's slamming the keyboard with his forehead again...must be trying to give himself a happy ending...again. What a Dpcxitard.

Dpcxitard by Kayla69 September 17, 2012

decitard 

Describing a person who is ten times more retarded than the average retard.

Jarrod: She told me we needed to talk, I think she wants to take this to the next level
Sam: Man, don't be a decitard. She's getting rid of you.

decitard by noodle '94 November 11, 2012