The act of pointing a boner downward so you can take that first piss of the day when you've got morningwood.
"Man, I woke up having to piss like crazy this morning, but I had major morningwood."
"What'd you do? Piss in your own face?"
"No way, man. Downward dingdong."
"What'd you do? Piss in your own face?"
"No way, man. Downward dingdong."
by Raul Hormel October 23, 2012