Down Pound
A fist pound with your thumbs down.
Down Pound by Laleph September 10, 2019
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down pound
When a male decides that life is no longer worth living, or that he is no longer interested in procreation or sexual pleasure of any kind; he engages in a unique and courageous act of self mutilation known as a "down pound". The act itself requires the male to sit on a chair or in a hunched position and then proceed to punch downward at his genitals, forcefully mashing and smashing his penis and balls until they no longer are of any use and in some extreme cases, no longer recognizable as genitalia.
In a drunken and distraught state of mind, John Henry took out his sexual frustrations by down pounding his frank and beans into a bloody mess. He regretted this decision almost immediately.
down pound by Pablo Diablo 29 September 20, 2018
upside down pound cake
Sex Position: When you are having sex in a recliner and the recliner tips over onto its back, but neither of you stop.
I was fucking your sister in your favorite recliner and we ended up doing the upside down pound cake.
upside down pound cake by Wook Weinstein December 9, 2008
Pull Down Pound
In unbridled passion one person pulls the pants down quickly (usually doggie style) of the other, and Pound pound Pound.
Pull Down Pound by Doctor Tangent February 18, 2022
Upside down pound cake
When you assert dominance over a petite chick and turn her upside down and then proceed to pound her.
Upside down pound cake by Xrayted May 23, 2019
Upside Down Mouth Pound
When you lean a girls head off the end of the bed in order to open up her esophagus and you furiously enter and exit your penis.
Kelly: "So Rachel, did you finally give Jerry a blowjob?"
Rachel: "Blowjobs are for the weak, Rachel. I let Jerry do the Upside Down Mouth Pound on me."
Kelly: "That seems like it would hurt!"
Rachel: "It's not that bad since it opens up my esophagus."
Rachel: "Blowjobs are for the weak, Rachel. I let Jerry do the Upside Down Mouth Pound on me."
Kelly: "That seems like it would hurt!"
Rachel: "It's not that bad since it opens up my esophagus."
Upside Down Mouth Pound by greenpineapple7 May 4, 2014
Upside Down Mouth Pound
When you lean a girls head off the end of the bed in order to open up her esophagus and you furiously enter and exit your penis.
Kelly: "So Rachel, did you finally give Jerry a blowjob?"
Rachel: "Blowjobs are for the weak, Rachel. I let Jerry do the Upside Down Mouth Pound on me."
Kelly: "That seems like it would hurt!"
Rachel: "It's not that bad since it opens up my esophagus."
Rachel: "Blowjobs are for the weak, Rachel. I let Jerry do the Upside Down Mouth Pound on me."
Kelly: "That seems like it would hurt!"
Rachel: "It's not that bad since it opens up my esophagus."
Upside Down Mouth Pound by greenpineapple7 May 4, 2014
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