Dov

Literal sex offender who likes jimmy johnsons, does a lot of hand movements but hes also an absolute mega stud and he will fuck your wife if he wants to, and by wife i mean your 5 year old brother, trust me, also hes pretty good at basketball as he has experience touching big balls

john: bro dov fucked my wife last night and now we're going through a divorce
stan: you sure it wasn't your 5 year old sister?
john: act

by jamarious quangle dangle May 15, 2022

Dov

don't be a dov. a dov is the worst person ever to exist and they probably rape children, are annoying, and love basketball. also they are secretly nice.

man 1: "yo i think my best friend is actually a Dov"
man 2: "bro you better run before he rapes you"

by BluePrxsmDhude21 April 27, 2022

Dov

dov is a good person that loves jet black dogs and follows their dreams without giving up (hopefully)

dov is awesome

by devil town May 03, 2019

Dov

Dov - a deity created through the collective hatred of humanity with the purpose of destroying civilization

Supèorį lor ücte, dov iska lo mein!!!
(Bloody hell, the demonic child has been born!!!)

by The Great Ape Sage September 25, 2021

Dov

Pronounced “Dahv” Dov is the most beautiful, cutest baby you’ve ever seen in your whole life likely the love child resulting from 2 of the coolest, loveliest, smartest parents and a family lineage of creative, artistic soul-lifting . Will end up being the friend other friends go to for sound advice as well as for a good time. Highly likely to be successful in whatever endeavor perused and will always always take care of his momma cause that’s just the type of guy he is!

Man, I’m so excited Dov’s in town, I just love hanging with that dude!

by Namestradamus November 24, 2021

Dov

Don’t be a dov, scared to ask out your crush or even snap her. Dovs are never shy around boys but when it comes to girls he runs away scared. Don’t be a Dov!

“Did you see dov scared to snap…”
“Dov is such a pussy”

by Mr.Weltz May 16, 2022

DOV

Pronounced 'Dove.' An informal(/irreverent) medical term for a patient who is alive and 'stable,' but being supported by a ventilator and generally in a coma, with little chance of ever recovering function. Stands for 'Dead On the Vent(ilator).'

It's been a slow night; we got a GSW around 2:00, but otherwise just been the DOVs.

by facs February 18, 2009