A covert psychological operation orchestrated by Mossad, designed to destabilize global internet culture. The operation involves the strategic use of electrical stimuli to influence, confuse, or control public figures, often resulting in bizarre, self-sabotaging behavior. These shock-based behavioral modification tools are deployed to provoke livestream meltdowns, irrational outbursts, and a sudden, inexplicable disdain for dogs.
"Bro, did you see what Hasan just did to his dog? You're telling me the timing was a coincidence? Open your eyes. Dogtober 7th is real."
church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"