Douglas Fur

When pubic hair grows abnormally high on the staff of one's penis.

I really need to trim my Douglas Fur, so I don't give her splinters.

by funktastic flex 83 December 5, 2011

Douglas fur

Doug, Doug-par-Deux a Character from the short story, The shady Tree and the Pineapple Cover up. He is a half breed between human and tree giving him super human strength. He can Squash an Egg with his World Ending Fist. He is a Sex Panther when it comes to the opposite sex. If the world Ended he could rappidly replentish the worlds population like a rabbit on Extacy. Can Grow a beard that rivals jesus. and Drives a Jeep.

wow he is such a Douglas fur right now!!!

the ladies always like to touch my doug

then she pulled out my Doug

I am going to take a doug(shit) right now

make like a tree and get the fuck out of here

by 9D June 21, 2008

douglass fur

extreme growth, or otherwise lack of 'manscaping', regarding male pubic hair surrounding the penis, which in turn grows upward around the penis, resembling a Douglas Fir

Bob maintained his Douglass Fur proudly because he enjoyed his Kat laying by it.

by bdog47 December 12, 2013

duglas furr

when two hairy fags load off on each others backs and then stick to each other

remember when devin and dusty fell asleep in mid duglas fur? we had to separate them with a hot knife!

by the dil September 28, 2003

douglasburger

Raping doug in the anal cavity and buying him ice cream.

Brent gave Big D a douglasburger last night.

by fairyboy July 16, 2008