Douchqueef 

Quite possibly the most offensive name to call somebody. Used only in situations in which the person being called douchqueef is incapacitated or unconsious.

Peter, you are such a douchqueef for falling off the porche and bleeding out of your ears just now.

Douchqueef by Sir Isaacio May 1, 2008

douchequeer 

a gay man who likes to clean out his mangina frequently

z0mg, tom is such a douchequeer

douchequeer by bfaggot August 4, 2006

douchequeen 

When someone is being a huge douche and acting like a queen. Or if a girl is being a douche but you don't want to call her a cunt

Dude1: I'm going to get some scented candles for tonight and you have to clean up and stop playing NHL08!
Dude2: Man your being such a goddamn douchequeen!

Girl: You have to clean up this mess or there will be consequences
Dude: (under his breath) Fuckin' douchequeen!

douchequeen by CINDAHBLOCK November 15, 2007

douchequeer 

A douche thats a queer

douchequeer

Youre a fatty douchequeer...

you douche.... queer

douchequeer by TitsMcGee November 11, 2008

DoucheQueer 

A person who not only is a major douche bag but also one who acts or is of the homosexual persuasion.

Justin Bieber is major DoucheQueer.

DoucheQueer by steelerstatted July 9, 2010

douchequeer 

(best said in New York accent) another meaning for your friend who is both a fag and a dickhead.

Brett, you fuckin' douchequeer. (REMEMBER New York accent)

douchequeer by willybillynillyphillp September 23, 2014